Plans

You know that saying, "while we make plans, God laughs"? Yeah well I must be giving him a stomachache from laughing so hard. 

I have planned my life for the next 20 years or so. We shall see how well this goes,

1. I will become TOFEL certified and will learn French before graduating from UNT.

2.  After graduation, I will secure an English teaching position in Asia, India, or anywhere that will give me a job that is not on the North or South American Continent. (If this does not work out then I will join a peace corps like organization...this is TBD) 

3. Then after establishing residency in New York, I will go to NYU for a masters of science in Global Affairs with an emphasis in human rights and social justice. (This doesn't work out then which grad school I do attend is TBD…but will be in DC, NYC, San Fran, or Chicago, or will be in another, industrialized country like England)

4. Next, I will secure a job with a Multinational Corporation who is socially conscious. My position will include travel and making lots of money (my position, how I get this amazing job, and what the company actually does, is TBD)

5. Then after make my first couple million and securing a partnership with this company, I will purchase a flat in London, making that my permanent home.

6. I will then meet an English Lord whom I will marry. We will go on to have two kids with quintessential English names (or I will marry a wealthy Swiss banker with Italian origins, who ever I meet first, or whom ever I love more...) We will then merge our wealth and become wealth overlords.

7. We will then purchase fabulous houses/villas/apartments in Tuscany, Cefalu, the Swiss Alps, Morocco, NYC, London, and Thailand. We will also have a summerhouse in Vancouver in case it gets too hot in any of the aforementioned areas. 

8. Then I will become the CEO of the Company and sell it for 200 times from what it originally was worth. 

9. I will retire. 

10. Over the course of these years I would become fluent in Italian, French, and Spanish and proficient in Mandarin, Russian, Arabic, and Japanese. 

Good plan right? But first thing's first, I got to get the hell out of Robson Ranch....